J. Porter

Standing at 4' 9", a man of many aliases, president of WVKC, top ten campus critters, mastermind of shenanigans, Sherwood's special boy, Jojo's life partner, watcher of (Bollywood) movies, and master of the Irish Goodbye.

Wanted for tax evasion.

Published in Catch, Quiver, Time Magazine, and The Onion.