Chuck Norris

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Chump with a beard. Spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by everybody with an Internet connection. Bruce Lee beat the white off of his cracker ass in Enter the Dragon.

Chuck Norris is also the spokesperson for a self-censoring DVD player called MaxPlay, which makes him a tool.