Kathy Olsen

Schmathy Olsen ('10) was born Kathleen Marie Olsen, with a full head of black curly hair. She works at the Seymour Library and certainly looks like she works at a library. At night she is prone to be found wearing bunny ears, a mustache and/or cat whiskers. She has a reputation for engaging in spontaneous cartwheels. Despite her reportedly chill and subdued demeanor, she can often be found hanging with girls that are loud and clearly out of their minds. (see Sandy guttman and Greta Egge) While she spends a great deal of time grabbing her head in disbelief amongst the madness, some speculate that she may secretly really enjoy the experience.

Kathy enjoys (who may introduce herself as "Kathy with a 'K,'" to clear up any potential misunderstanding as to the spelling of her name) enjoys conversations with Knox squirrels. It is speculated that she will one day become a cat lady.