Alyssa Soren

Alyssa loves the weirdness and old-fashioned hospitality of her southern roots. She also loves Tim and Eric. She is a wonderful songstress, and has written and sung wonderful tunes such as, 'Im gonna barf in your mouth" and ,"Put it in my Butt"... as well as renditions of the music score from "Up" She has a really good taste in music and clothes. She is awesomely funny and you should be friends with her.

She has started playing the banjo. Who knew anyone could be this cool?