Andrew Marr
Living in the Book Club house 2013-2014. Wears a stupid ass red hat. Has an orange guitar that he should play more. Can scream like a pterodactyl. Reads poetry. Listens to brown noise while sleeping, as well as rain. Once visited the pagan club. Philosophy major. Writes good creative stuff but is too insecure to show it to anyone. Curmudgeon. . Lived in Sea Creature House during the Golden Years- where eudaimonia was maintained- founder of Flunk-posium, played drums for DIXITY, and listened to Whalecore. Father of two, Andrea Volpe [determined to be his by a very touching episode of Maury] and Evelyn Young [found in a well praying]. Possibly still married to Willa Coufal, who insists "the Catholic Church doesn't recognize that divorce non-sense".