Andrew Paypants
Currently married to the gypsy queen of Romania. In his homeland he is revered as the champion of the fellatio, as proven in his 2011 championship run in the Trans-European Fellatio World Cup. If you see this busy body running around campus tackle him and loot his pockets for they are full of gold which he received as tips from his many gypsy admirers. He only can understand the English language if you use a Romanian accent so do so. If you are running low on hair gel, or maybe you need to borrow some shitty part music, or find yourself feeling nostalgic for that middle school fashion you held so dear hit him up. A good place to check is the gypsy caravan on the east side of the burg, he's probably there thrown back a Bull Schlitz hiding from the nudie he still owes the world.
