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Cancer stick. Primarily popular among pretentious majors of Art, English, Theatre, and Philosophy. As of 2018, smoking has once again gained prevalence at Knox. No one really knows why. Robert Draper guesses that it is a response to the adverse economic situation faced by many current college students. Perhaps socialism is a solution to the evils of smoking.

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The cigarette is falling into disuse as a select group of students have started making mockery of the pretentiousness of cigarettes by smoking pipes.

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