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− | Some say Conger has only 3 floors. To them, the residents of Conger 4 | + | Some say Conger has only 3 floors. To them, the residents of Conger 4 say, "Well yeah, there are, but you just, like, don't get it." |
The idea of Conger 4 actually came to be when the founding fathers decided that they could indeed get much higher (Yeezy) than Conger 3. If you don't get it, then you don't get it. Get it? | The idea of Conger 4 actually came to be when the founding fathers decided that they could indeed get much higher (Yeezy) than Conger 3. If you don't get it, then you don't get it. Get it? | ||
− | + | The best congersations take place in Conger 4. The residents will often congergate to form conger lines. | |
− | + | On a side note, Conger 4 is the most elegantly furnished suite in all on-campus living, complete with a pleather lazy boy a tweed chair, and a flower embroidered couch that smells like cat piss. | |
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− | On a side note, Conger 4 | ||
Some say they've seen visions in their legendary polar bear tapestry, considered by many to be the archetype for all modern landscape design. | Some say they've seen visions in their legendary polar bear tapestry, considered by many to be the archetype for all modern landscape design. | ||
− | Conger 4 | + | Conger 4 has four student senators, feared across all of China as the notorious 'Gang of Four'. They are believed to have instigated the Cultural Revolution in 1966 with the help of Chairman Mao, Herman Cain, and a mysterious figure known only as Marxist McGee. |
− | In 2011-12, '''Conger 4''' | + | In 2011-12, '''Conger 4''' will house: |
[[Philip Bennett]] <br> | [[Philip Bennett]] <br> |