Connor Wood is a perpetually stressed out TKS editor in Chief by day, and by night he is.. asleep by about 9pm. You never have to ask yourself if he thinks you’re dumb because the answer is always yes. Connor will always tell you you’re too drunk at parties when in reality you just have the personality he wishes he had. He loves to talk about birds, whittling, Corn Pops and newspapers. One redeeming quality he has is that he will catch you if you slip on ice and almost fall to your death. Other than that he is a regular old man trapped in the body of a liberal arts student. Sometimes confused with Gordon Woods.