Danny Fisher-Bruns

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The man. Also known as "da man." AKA. spicy Danny. the legacy of spicy Danny begins many fort nights ago when the man show was still on (you remember that show, it was thoroughly hilarious) spicy Danny was still in high school bein a playa. When on day, he realized that his ass was broke (AKA hood rich). And so began the search for a legitimate pseudo-profession (cause one can't deduct pimpin from on a tax return). He applied all throughout the humble city of Denver, Colorado yet no one saw themselves worthy of his pimpatocity. One fine morning he threw open the doors of the local spicy pickle, spurs clanking, cigarette glowing, his eyes turned up from the cold concrete floor and he muttered, "I'm here to apply for a job and chew some bubble gum ... and I'm all outa bubble gum." Shocked and awestruck, the staff immediately offered him any position that he wanted and all of the money in the cash register. Danny refused both, all he wanted was a survival knife with a laser sight and an over sized snapping turtle to ride around the world. The staff gladly obliged. Danny rode out, turtle a-gallop and as he made his way into the horizon, a young trainee muttered, "there goes spicy Danny ... the biggest badass to ever ask for a job here and then tun it down for a big turtle and a knife." And so the legend was born.