Edward Flunky Hands
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The patron saint of Flunk Day. He appears differently to each person, but always on the eve of the Flunk, or when important Flunk happenings are afoot. Whether you see him double-fisting handles of vodka, or two 6ft bongs, see him you will, and he will bring you good luck and a happy Flunk (but possibly in exchange for some of your memories).
