Fight club

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Started on a chaotic Friday night in the middle of the great thunderstorm of 2019, a female, only known as "La Gata" was appointed as President by God himself. It has been said that the first meeting of this club resulted in at LEAST the death of five freshman students (including Isabella who hadn't even moved in yet). Over the course of the first term, FIGHT CLUB has been notorious for starting late nights brawls at the Loading Dock located by the Quads. Seeing smashed beer bottles in this area is common, but FIGHT CLUB has since banned beer bottle usage in fights.

Galesburg PD hates FIGHT CLUB only because it is the only force that could possibly defeat them. La Gata holds club meetings on Friday nights in the basement of Neifert/Sherwin and as she once said "You can't get in? There's a key under the potted plant outside. Remember your mouthguard, we don't have Dental."


La Gata: Current President and Founder. Will yell at you if you don't wrap your hands properly or insist that Bruce Lee couldn’t beat Chuck Norris.

HALLWAY : Vice President and Right Hand Man to La Gata. As you can sense, HALLWAY makes sure that no one that ISN'T supposed to be in FIGHT CLUB gets INTO FIGHT CLUB. It's been rumored that to get past HALLWAY, you have to beat her in an all-out battle. HALLWAY allows you one weapon in this "Entrance Exam" but it is to be noted that HALLWAY has stated, "I myself don't need a weapon". After the first meeting in 2019 however, Glocks have been banned as the optional Entrance Exam Weapon. [Refer to five deaths above]

green queen : Treasurer, won’t let go of the money that is designated for club expenses. We don’t know if she’s embezzling just yet, but definitely, your better off holding on to your own coin.

Cotton Ball : Bracket maker. Cotton Ball decides who will go up against who during our trimester-ly fighting tournaments. She doesn’t really know shit about boxing, so do not expect to be fairly put up against someone that’s in your weight class. If you complain about this to her, she’ll say “Man…, that sounds like a personal problem” and will most likely turn a blind eye when you inevitably get pummeled.

BIG PAPA : Accountant. Rumor has it that during midterms, BIG PAPA beat the shit out of every single person in Fight club. Twice.

FAT BEAR WEAK: Is there for moral support as her immune system does not allow for any sort of training that could result in inhaling someone else’s sweaty germs. When the amount of members gets low, she brings some bears for the club to wrestle with. Dangerous, but overall a good moral booster.


Due to the Corona Virus (COVID-19), the Fight Club has temporarily moved to fighting not between fellow humans, but towards combatting and defeating the virus head on.