Financial aid

A joke invented by the college to make you think you can afford college when really you're just going into massive debt. Awarded very questionably.

Ways to improve your financial aid:

• Spend any and all money you have to pay off your debts. While your financial aid takes into account what you have in the bank, it won't take into account your pre-existing loans.
• Buy that new laptop before filling out the FAFSA.
• Get a summer job. Your financial aid assumes you'll be making over $2000 every summer.