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| | == May 1st FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!== | | == May 1st FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!== |
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| − | All the activities that are planned, for whenever the Flunking thing is, better be Flunking worth it.
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| | FRESHMEN NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT JOKES ON THE WIKIFIRE. This isn't supposed to be a legitimate source of information. One day, when you are a senior, you will understand.<---Probably not a senior.<---Confirmed | | FRESHMEN NEED TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT JOKES ON THE WIKIFIRE. This isn't supposed to be a legitimate source of information. One day, when you are a senior, you will understand.<---Probably not a senior.<---Confirmed |
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| | it's today. this is gonna be bonkers. | | it's today. this is gonna be bonkers. |
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| − | Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't. <- MIDNIGHT. thank god people understand... | + | Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't. |
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| | Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING. | | Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING. |
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| | I haven't any fucks left to give. <-- Confirmed. This could be sad and anti-climactic. <----- I have plenty of fucks left to give. DTF. <-- You mean "Down to Flunk?" | | I haven't any fucks left to give. <-- Confirmed. This could be sad and anti-climactic. <----- I have plenty of fucks left to give. DTF. <-- You mean "Down to Flunk?" |
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| − | Ok everyone. Let's not lose the flunk spirit. I know it's hard, I wake every day down-trodden and upset that I was not awaken by a bunch of hooligans at 6am, but flunk day will come. We need to keep our spirits up. I have already begun to accept that Flunk day will not be until next week, but there is nothing wrong with that. We can't let this FLUNKING Union Board FLUNKING oppress us!!! This is a call to arms my brothers, meet me tomorrow with a beer in your hand at the Union Board office to protest this FLUNKING miserable situation. <---Too much effort neccessary, just keep hoping it is Flunk Day tommorrow, saves everyone some time.<---DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE FLUNK, SINGING THE SONG OF FLUNKY DRUNKS, IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS FLUNK AGAIN, WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE FRIARS THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN THE FLUNK DAY COMES.<- WILL YOU HELP US STORM U B, WHO WILL SLEEP IN AND DRINK WITH ME? BEYOND THE BACARDI IS THERE A FLUNK YOU LONG TO SEE?<--Confirmed. WE WILL FLUNK AGAIN IN FREEDOM IN THE SHADOW OF OLD MAIN. WE WILL SLIP IN THE MUD PIT AS THE FRIARS START TO SING. NO FUCKS WILL BE GIVEN AND ALL KNOX WILL HAVE ITS REWARD! | + | Ok everyone. Let's not lose the flunk spirit. I know it's hard, I wake every day down-trodden and upset that I was not awaken by a bunch of hooligans at 6am, but flunk day will come. We need to keep our spirits up. I have already begun to accept that Flunk day will not be until next week, but there is nothing wrong with that. We can't let this FLUNKING Union Board FLUNKING oppress us!!! This is a call to arms my brothers, meet me tomorrow with a beer in your hand at the Union Board office to protest this FLUNKING miserable situation. <---Too much effort neccessary, just keep hoping it is Flunk Day tommorrow, saves everyone some time. |
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| − | 9:20PM flunk day planners seen walking out of union board office with jil gates! Can anyone confirm? Also, where the flunk did the "May 1st" part of the page go?!!! <---Confirmed, well at least that she was with jack, i passed the two of them walking towards the apartments from seymour on my way from apartments to seymour<-----I'm on Union Board, we meet on Fridays from 8-9 and we were voting on Fall term events today so it went a little late; and I'm pretty sure Jack Walks with Jil home every monday <--- Did they go up a hill to fetch a pail of water? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED AS LONG AS THEY DON'T BREAK THEIR CROWNS | + | 9:20PM flunk day planners seen walking out of union board office with jil gates! Can anyone confirm? Also, where the flunk did the "May 1st" part of the page go?!!! <---Confirmed, well at least that she was with jack, i passed the two of them walking towards the apartments from seymour on my way from apartments to seymour<-----I'm on Union Board, we meet on Fridays from 8-9 and we were voting on Fall term events today so it went a little late; and I'm pretty sure Jack Walks with Jil home every monday <--- Did they go up a hill to fetch a pail of water? THIS COULD BE HUGE. |
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| | Shit. sucks. | | Shit. sucks. |
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| − | 10:00PM Kaitlyn Duling walks out of the front door of gingerbread house, makes a left towards Hamblin and meets someone, whose face is obscured in the shadows. They talk briefly, and then move on. This is a report from the Jazz House Roof. < CONFIRMED < freaking flunking snipers on the roof tops... spotting any suspicious flunktivity BRAVO for ALPHA over. <-- people stop and briefly talk to each other all the time B/C WE R A CUMUNITY HEAR @ KNOX! <-- FALSE! (to Kaitlyn leaving Gingerbread house) she has not been at Gingerbread house since before she went to dinner at 5---no she has been there. | + | 10:00PM Kaitlyn Duling walks out of the front door of gingerbread house, makes a left towards Hamblin and meets someone, whose face is obscured in the shadows. They talk briefly, and then move on. This is a report from the Jazz House Roof. < CONFIRMED < freaking flunking snipers on the roof tops... spotting any suspicious flunktivity BRAVO for ALPHA over. <-- people stop and briefly talk to each other all the time B/C WE R A CUMUNITY HEAR @ KNOX! <-- FALSE! (to Kaitlyn leaving Gingerbread house) she has not been at Gingerbread house since before she went to dinner at 5--Oh no, it was definitely Kaitlyn. I never miss that white awesome piece of hair!!! |
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| | 10:03PM Union board meeting was just to do fall planning. Regina is now home and settling down to study. Getting ahead of the curve so she has flunk time? | | 10:03PM Union board meeting was just to do fall planning. Regina is now home and settling down to study. Getting ahead of the curve so she has flunk time? |
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| | One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page. | | One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page. |
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| − | 10:09PM Vince and Abe spotted walking into the Garden Center of Walmart. Mudpit?
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| − | 10:46PM The Flunk Lord of Borzello reigning out of BFE, Indiana proclaims that in less than 2 hours to be the Day of Flunk.
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| − | A friend pointed out that there's a campus beautification thing Sunday. It'd be weird to pretty up the campus just for us to flunk it up, which would imply pre-installation Flunk. <-- Or they could just let us flunk it up after the instillation events are over. <--the installation events are not over until the 11th! <-- "One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page." Just saying. <-- thing on Sunday seems more of a volunteer opportunities rather than a specific campus beautification thing
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| − | I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance. <-- THAT'D BE AWESOME.
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| − | Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!!
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| − | Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious.
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| − | -a desperate man <---CONFIRMED. I STAND WITH THEE! WE MUST NOT FORSAKE HOPE IN OUR TIME OF NEED! WE MUST NEEDS REMAIN STRONG AND VIGILANT! WE MUST NEEDS REMAIN TRUE TOGETHER! IF WE FORSAKE HOPE, WE FORSAKE EVERYTHING!!!
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| − | -you guise. we need to be sneaky sneaky spies and get down to business and snoop the hotels, mailroom, caf, seniors, offices, etc! you know the drill! if it's not to tomorrow it's not tomorrow.
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| − | -11:30 Forrest went to bed before 12:00AM! It has definitely gotta be Flunk Day!!
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| − | -11:39 man at Hyvee in Galesburg spotted buying four 24 packs of water and Junior Mints. It has nothing to do with flunk day.
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| − | 11:51 pm: The second toe on my left foot feels sore. Flunk day is tomorrow!
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| − | 11:41 pm: The training room in the gym has a sign on the door that says it won't be open until 1pm tomorrow. Flunk time?!
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| − | 11:46 pm: I'm addicted to cigarettes and therefore smoking. I fear lung cancer. <--- CONFIRMED <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!! <--- TOBACCO
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| − | 11:49 pm: I saw someone somewhere. Flunk day?
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| − | 11:56PM: Jill Gates seen in campus life office... What???
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| − | 11:59 PM Flunk Twitter with some HUGE developments.
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| − | 12:03 am: The Student Life page on the college website is currently featuring a Flunk Day picture...<--lies. <--- O rly? http://www.knox.edu/student-life.html
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| − | 12:05AM: Mailroom activity seen through the mailboxes. It appears as if someone is filling the mailboxes with something. <-- CONFIRMED. <--They can't be dumb enough to make this mistake again...<---Confirmed, they did it two years ago and everyone knew it was flunkday by 11, way too early, Jack is way too into this to make it that easy <--- Unless we've made them feel sorry enough for us! "Oh, we better just give them this..." <-- pics or video or it didn't happen <-- I guess you'll just have to trust the word of the students. Not everybody walks around with a videocamera 24/7 <--You SHOULD! It's Flunk Day season! You're always supposed to be ready with a camera. Noobs. <----I'd go down and film it but someone stole my camera out of the Rodge Lodge. Anyone feel like fessing up? It was in a Lugia gameboy case.
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| − | 12:10 am Lots of activity at the Yellows. Knocking on doors. <-- sorry guys, we got a pizza.
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| − | 12:20AM: Sitting and refreshing the wikifire page until it gives me new information
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| − | 12:49 AM: Flunk Day sees you when you are sleeping, it knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. You better watch out, you better not lie, you better not doubt, I'm telling you why, El Dia de Flunk is coming to Knox.
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| − | 1:03 AM- Seniors spotted walking towards cherry street area! Friars meeting???<-- Question is...how many seniors were there? <-- 3 groups of about 4 or 5 each.<--Sounds LEGIT!! THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--Decided to check it out. they aren't at Cherry Street but they were headed that way. Where are the planners? Who was in the group?? <- I don't know a lot of seniors but about half of them were girls and half guys. one was tall, one was blonde, most wearing dark clothes. <-----CONFIRMED! I SAW THEM TOOOOOOOO
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| − | 1:06am: Flunk Day better be tomorrow. My mixer for FD is going to spoil soon.
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| − | 1:10 am Jack Moore spotted in his car, blaring the song "I get a good feeling" by tompkins apartments! THIS COULD BE HUGE!
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| − | 1:12 am: Mysterious van spotted at Hyvee parking lot. Could this be our flunk performer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E <-- LOL Seriously? < omg favorite movie scene of ALL TIME. Marry me
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| − | 1:31 am: Regina was last seen watching Rupaul's drag race instead of doing her homework. Getting in a little drag action before the big flunk? YES. HUGE.
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| − | 1:33 am: [[http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3c1eeUeq31r60exao1_1280.jpg]] taken at 1:33 am, but just got back from digging the mudpit to upload. Thoughts???
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| − | 1:40 AM [http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif this is what I'm doing for the mystery musical performance]
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| − | 1:56 AM Student life page no longer showing flunk day picture? what does it mean? <-[http://x96.xanga.com/2f484160c8378275014343/m219210280.jpg no idea, you can't explain that.]
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| − | 2:00 AM [http://i.imgur.com/OUkLi.gif HOW I'LL FEEL IF IT ISN'T FLUNK DAY TODAY :-(]
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| − | 2:07 AM heard seniors talking about a scare <-confirmed, but my guess is the scare will turn into the real thing (it's happened before). either way I'll be dressed and ready outside tomorrow bright and early waking people up... <- Confirmed...welcome to my life (<3 two seniors not doing their homework)
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| − | 2:15 AM A bunch of miller lite beer cans stacked outside of Seymour 2 door. Would take a picture but can't upload via phone. Someone go check it out! FLUNK IS CALLING!
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| − | 2:58 AM Big ass fucking truck at the loading mother fucking docks of Seymour, my balls are tingling with flunk <-- I approve this message. <-- Picture? Can anyone confirm????? <--seems legit. Although, my balls are always tingling so I don't know. <-- I'm in SMC and I saw it too! CONFIRMED!<-It looked like the truck(Optimus Prime) out of Transformers!!! <--- http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/rescuetheturkey/Photoon2012-05-01at0259.jpg im sad cause it was just a garbage truck
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| − | 3:00 AM If it isn't flunk day this time let's just make it Flunk Day what say KNOX????!!!!!!!!!! <-- I agree. It's flunk day. Period. End of story.
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| − | 3:03 AM that's it, going on a FLUNK DAY MISSION (with my camera), will report findings upon my return. <-- Go Macgyver GOOO!!!
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| − | 3:23 AM [http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/and-not-a-single-fuck-was-given-police-car-on-fire.jpg how I feel right now]
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| − | 3:45 AM Refreshing my http://mail.knox.edu page every 5 minutes -.-
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| − | 4:00 AM Everything is quiet...too quiet, it must be flunk day.
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| − | 3:11-4:08 am [http://imgur.com/a/XhgmE#0 CHECK OUT ALL THE CAMPUS ACTIVITY!!! (including trips to ALL 3 big hotels in galesburg, only took pictures of 1 though)] <--- So basically nothing is happening. Good work, and I guess its time to start on my homework due today...
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| − | 5:18 AM pretty sure I just heard an air horn. that, or I'm hallucinating sounds from sleep deprivation. flunk is killing me :(
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| − | 5:40 AM FLUNK ALREADY
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| − | 5:42 AM What time do the emails get sent out?
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| − | confirmation from a great source today is the day of flunk!!!! get prepared lady's and germs. were not goin to live to
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| − | tomorrow <---------- Don't. Flunk with me.<05:53, 1 May 2012 (CDT)~ I'm not I swear over everything.
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| − | 05:54 AM Confirmation to the above message! I'm in SMC and I just talked to a custodian and she says that it's FLUNK DAY!!! She also told me to go sleep :P
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| − | SENIORS ACROSS CAMPUS!!! IT's FLUNK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Signing out!!*
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| − | Lame friars are lame. No one in the mud pit? <-- i was the first one in the mud pit and there were no freshmen in there before 7:00. friars are the shit, sorry if you missed out on flunk day while i had flunking fun.
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| | == May 2nd == | | == May 2nd == |
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| | Flunk Day! | | Flunk Day! |
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| | LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP! | | LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP! |
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