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Revision as of 08:00, 22 March 2012
Closed due to flooding, but not really.
Xavier was spotted at several different points this summer by several different anonymous sources. Hopping off a boxcar with several drifters, each holding one of his four-footer (or so) bongs, he was said to have torn his shirt off each time while roaring, "FLUUUUUUUNK!" Flunk day is definitely the first day of school.
Xavier is clearly behind all this unseasonably warm weather we've been having. Flunk Day will be earlier than ever this year as a result!!!
February 20th: Debbie Southern says flunk day season starts in March at an ASAP meeting. THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!
The weeks of April 23-27 and April 30- May 4 are the weeks of pre-enrollment but this does not necessarily mean that flunk day will not be in those two weeks. These weeks are the most common weeks for flunk day historically.
The timing of pre-enrollment is irrelevant. Don't even bother looking at the calendar, kids. It won't give you any hints.
Relevant historical irrelevance is irrelevant to the laws determining the laws predicting flunk day, which is tomorrow.
Wednesday, March 21 is the first day of spring term classes. Wednesday, March 21 is also flunk day. <--CONFIRMED
Thursday May 17th
Flunk day is not on May 17th, however, Flunk Day is May 17th.
