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Not many people attend the football games, because most people aren't interested at Knox.

This is because they're not good enough athletes, and don't understand the commitment it takes to play a real sport. Many people believe that their high school football teams were better than the Knox football team, and they're probably right.

During my freshman year, I attended about 15 minutes of a Knox football game under the influence of LSD, it has to be one of the worst experiences of my life. I returned sober for another game and left within 5 minutes, the grass was not as interesting sober.