Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa is one of the greatest people in the history of ever. Frank Zappa is such an incredibly concentrated vessel of the complete and unspeakable awesome that he named his children Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. Just because he could. He actually considered running for president under the libertarian party, but died before he could run, and therefore, win.

In addition to being awesome, Frank Zappa is a musician of the highest caliber. He had recorded and released more music than the hipsters know what to do with or how to quantify, so they will often say that they "don't like him". This is because he is so sickenly good that they can not possibly fathom it. Frank Zappa unfortunately died in 1993. His son Dweezil has continued playing and writing his fathers music. (Frank Zappa died with many unfinished symphonies. That’s right symphonies. Because Frank Zappa was so incredibly amazing that he could write songs about Dental Floss Tycoons AND epic orchestral Symphonies.) If you can catch Dweezil and the majority of the Mothers of Invention on their Zappa by Zappa tour. The shows are by far the best thing ever if you do not mind the company of middle age balding men.

Notable Discography[edit]

Which you should listen to right now.

  • Freak Out
  • Shut Up and Play Your Guitar
  • Jazz From Hell
  • Joes Garage
  • London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1
  • Ship to Late to Save a Drowning Witch
  • Sheik Yerbouti
  • Trance-Fusion
  • We're only in it for the Money
  • Guitar
  • You Are What You Is

Now that you have been educated on Frank Zappa, there is no excuse not to listen to him. Expect to hear lots of Frank Zappa on WVKC in the near future.