Jake Hawrylak

Originally known as 'Fro headed Uke boy' but now goes by Jake. Half British but not so's you'd know.

Likes music. Plays music. Have you heard of music?

Gets so into said music to the extent he probably burns more calories playing music for the 4 hours of Jazz Night than marathon runners do after running 26.2 miles.

Go to Jazz Night right now. You should shiggidy-diggidy your way over there, and once you're at McGillicaudys, take some time to just Shoobili-Doobili, you know?