James Thrall

James Thrall is a professor in the Department of Religious Studies. You can only minor in his department, and it makes him visibly sad when he is asked why. Thrall is funny and wise. He thinks about the meaning of life. He owns that his nickname is "flunk 'em all Thrall" with an embarrassed smile. Don't fall for it: his attendance and homework policy is strict, but he is always willing to work for accommodations if needed.

Also, he might be God, but don't tell him. He'll disagree with you and make it not so, 'cause bending reality is what gods do.