Jim Kennedy
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Jim Kennedy, local landlord in Galesburg, is known to many students, who are his primary tenets. He manages multiple buildings near the Quickie. He is infamous for his ability to talk about any topic for well over an hour, in an impressive monologue style. Visually, he resembles Walter White to an extreme degree. This similarity is emphasized by his management style, in which he acquires old drug houses, fixes them up, and rents them to Knox students, silently cornering the market. His eyes are blue marbles of intensity. He is rumored to have "bags full of keys" to every door in Galesburg, and is best known for his James-Bond style answering machine: "Jim... Jim Kennedy!"