Matt Cagle

Also responds to Cat Magle, but only if you're Eric or a friend from home.

Matt Cagle was birthed from Improv Chairs many years ago. Since then, he has been on a quest to find his parents, finally reuniting them for the first time at improv club. His journey drained his life essence, and in order to recharge he must stack his parents (the chairs) on top of each other, stand on them, and Praise the Sun. The more the members of the club complain about his safety, the more power he absorbs. The club members have since figured out that this ritual is how he survives in the frigid Knox environment, so they complain all the more to maintain his life force.

In his quest to find his parents, Matt became adept at communicating through radio waves. At Knox he had a radio show, titled the Big Picture. He's got all kinds of cool guests and stuff on it. It's really neat. Check it out at https://www.facebook.com/TBPWVKC/. He also had a radio show called Matt's Soap Box, in which he gives advice to all listeners who ask.

He also helps others learn to journey though his D&D campaigns, making all his friends from back home - wherever they are now - very proud.

He was the co-president of Knox Improv Club over the 2019-2020 school year.

Matt Cagle is filled with wholesome grandpa/dad energy. He is filled entirely with wisdom and advice that he will dispense to you when you need. He is an absolutely amazing friend and we're all going to miss him when he graduates.

His biggest wish in life is to hold a get together with everyone he's ever met in life, and I think that's very admirable of him. He's also a giant weeb and really likes One Piece.

Notable Quotes:

[holding a physical rock] "Rock on!"

"You're going to do great things"

"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

"Trust the chairs and the chairs will trust you"

"They are my pArENTs"

"Josh"

"One Piece"

"I love Josh and One Piece"

"Okay, fine, I won't tell Josh."

"Don't tell Hannah (Josh's girlfriend)" (paraphrased)

"The Cosmic Egg"

"Wait, wait! What *are* the lies I tell myself?"

"I don't fear death. Seriously, I don't."

"I just want to mentor all the people."

"I'm a greater shinobi at this college than most people. I guarantee it."

"I just want a chair up my ass."

[In the middle of the night in a field] "I LOVE YOU"

"*Peanut Butter*"

ENFJ J that's a J. just wanted to make sure you got that. ENFJ.