Matt Lawton

Matt Lawton was a member of the class of 2008 from Portland, Oregon and is widely considered to be a hot piece of ass. He was also a member of the Honor Board. He took a leave of absence for 2006-2007 and subsequently transferred to a school in Oregon. He left Galesburg in early April.

He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi. One of them was Mace Windu.