Michael Kaminski

An all-or-nothing kind of guy.

His hobbies are moving sand and never sleeping for a solid straight week.

He is good at both.

Someday he'll be a Snu, but he's not a Snu yet.

He cooks like the shit. He lives off campus with Sam and oh man Sam's stomach lucked OUT.

Michael likes maths. He likes maths so much, in fact, that he has a radio show about them. The only problem is it's late at night on Fridays when everyone is drunk which means they don't stop to question the validity of the glories of maths so pretty soon everyone else will be converted to loving maths too. I DON'T WANT TO LOVE MATHS.