Michael Sales

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Michael Sales used to complain a lot that no one had made him a page. Michael Sales graduated in 2007. He knew just about everyone on campus, and probably held the Knox record for the largest number of Facebook friends and photo albums. He was involved in many campus organizations including Union Board and Circle K, where he met his paramour Andrew Horn. He successfully creeped out many a freshman girl.

Michael is obsessed with smiley faces. A lot.

If you don't love Michael Sales, you've obviously never met him.