Sasha Murphy
Sasha Murphy is an enigmatic young woman in attendence at Knox College. While she spends much of her time acing all her classes, the majority of which are bio or chem or rocket neurology or something in preparation for her lucrative career as an optometrist, she remains an extremely friendly and enjoyable companion. Her mellifluous singing and clarinetting brings cheer to whomever's ears they may reach. Formerly a resident of Campbell-Elder 4, where she was one of the few first-years assigned a double single, she delighted her suitemates with her sneaky-wall-walk, her eyebrow raises, and her vast knowledge of pop song lyrics. With any luck, she will continue to delight her Post 8 suitemates in a similar manner.
Sasha is also a gifted dancer, and should be asked to bust a move much more frequently.