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Target is much better than Wal*Mart in every aspect in which they can be compared. Also, when you are checked out at Target the checker is 150 times more likely to have teeth. In further addition you can sound really cheesy by calling it Targét (Pronounced Tar-Jhey). You have to pass a drug test to work here. Ironically, the majority of minor team members are potheads. Do not work here if you want to keep your sanity