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[[Image:Zac.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|Zac is a sexy beast, obviously.]]
  
Zac Skinner is a [[sophomore]] or something and might graduate in [[2007-08]].
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Zac Skinner is a [[sophomore]] and will graduate in [[2008-09]].
  
 
== Personal Information ==
 
== Personal Information ==
Zac makes prison wine under his bed. In 2 gallon plastic milk jugs. From frozen grape juice concentrate. I'm not kidding. It's a minor miracle that he hasn't caused a dysentery outbreak.
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Zac is a sexy beast who loves to cuddle. He's like a big teddy bear.  Freshman year he didnt shave or get his hair cut, and we all referred to hm as [[The Yetti]] beause he looked like a mountain man. Now, Zac tends to keep himself tidy, and can usually be found sporting his wire-framed glasses which give him a more professional hottness look.
  
 
== Hobbies ==
 
== Hobbies ==
Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that [[Andy Prendergast]] has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds.
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Zac likes to fence a lot, and has been an important part in the growth of the [[Knox Fencing Team]].  He is also an avid waterpolo player, and now that [[Andy Prendergast]] has graduated, plays hole.  He's a lot more fun than Andy though becuase he doesnt like being mean to people.  Also, Zac is a very good player and has been playing waterpolo since childhood.  He could probably kick Andy's ass anyway.
  
 
== Academics ==
 
== Academics ==
Zac is a [[Creative Writing]] major. This major actually ranks below [[Studio Art]] majors and [[AnSo]] majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.
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Zac is a [[Creative Writing]] major. While advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars, studies have shown that Zac will, in fact, negate this model since he is a sexy beast, and pretty much rocks socks.  While some may argue that [[Creative Writing]] might rank right down there with [[Studio Art]] or [[AnSo]], this is not true.  Zac is a warrior for the written word.  A sexy warrior.  So there.
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Zac is also a [[Spanish]] major.  While this major really bears no future financial gain, it may or may not be a big help when Zac realizes his life-long aspiration of going to the [[Peace Corps]], however this all depends on whether or not he will be placed in a Spanish-Speakig country.  
  
 
== Marital Status ==
 
== Marital Status ==
Zac Skinner has been dating [[Sarah Williams]].
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Zac Skinner has been dating [[Sarah Williams]], arguably the most wonderful woman ever, for more or less 4 years. They've been together since high school, but broke up for a while in 2007/2008, though they are now back together.  You just can't escape destiny...or at least perfection. 
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==

Revision as of 12:58, 1 October 2007

Zac is a sexy beast, obviously.

Zac Skinner is a sophomore and will graduate in 2008-09.

Personal Information

Zac is a sexy beast who loves to cuddle. He's like a big teddy bear. Freshman year he didnt shave or get his hair cut, and we all referred to hm as The Yetti beause he looked like a mountain man. Now, Zac tends to keep himself tidy, and can usually be found sporting his wire-framed glasses which give him a more professional hottness look.

Hobbies

Zac likes to fence a lot, and has been an important part in the growth of the Knox Fencing Team. He is also an avid waterpolo player, and now that Andy Prendergast has graduated, plays hole. He's a lot more fun than Andy though becuase he doesnt like being mean to people. Also, Zac is a very good player and has been playing waterpolo since childhood. He could probably kick Andy's ass anyway.

Academics

Zac is a Creative Writing major. While advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars, studies have shown that Zac will, in fact, negate this model since he is a sexy beast, and pretty much rocks socks. While some may argue that Creative Writing might rank right down there with Studio Art or AnSo, this is not true. Zac is a warrior for the written word. A sexy warrior. So there.

Zac is also a Spanish major. While this major really bears no future financial gain, it may or may not be a big help when Zac realizes his life-long aspiration of going to the Peace Corps, however this all depends on whether or not he will be placed in a Spanish-Speakig country.

Marital Status

Zac Skinner has been dating Sarah Williams, arguably the most wonderful woman ever, for more or less 4 years. They've been together since high school, but broke up for a while in 2007/2008, though they are now back together. You just can't escape destiny...or at least perfection.

See Also