Difference between revisions of "Matt Lawton"

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Matt Lawton was a member of the class of 2008 from Portland, Oregon and is widely considered to be a hot piece of ass. He was also a member of the Honor Board. He took a leave of absence for 2006-2007 and subsequently transferred to a school in Oregon. He left Galesburg in early April.

He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi. One of them was Mace Windu.

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-Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]].  He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He was pretty cool, but then he took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]].  He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.  His goodbye party involved [[drama]].
+Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]] and is widely considered to be a [[hot piece of ass]]. He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.
-Matt was well known for his cavalier disregard for his own health.  He has been known to drink 21 shots in a sitting.  He once broke a window in Sherwin-Neifert while drunkenly knocking on it, and required a few dozen stitches up his arm.  Despite the fact that he is allergic to gluten, one night shortly before his return to Oregon he ate dinner at an Olive Garden and then drank a couple of [[40-ounce|40s]].
+He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi.  One of them was Mace Windu.
-He did, however, "keep the [[freaks]] away" quite admirably.
+[[Category:Former Students]]
-[[Jesus]] doesn't want him for a sunbeam.
-[[Category: Students]]