Difference between revisions of "Flunk Day 2009"
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In a surprise move, [[Xavier Romano|Xavier]] and the [[Flunk Day Committee]] may surprise campus with the earliest Flunk Day ever, coming even before [[Winter Term]] finals ... Ugh. Too soon? | In a surprise move, [[Xavier Romano|Xavier]] and the [[Flunk Day Committee]] may surprise campus with the earliest Flunk Day ever, coming even before [[Winter Term]] finals ... Ugh. Too soon? | ||
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| + | ===Sunday, March 29=== | ||
| + | Ah, the Flunk Day Season has arrived! With the season, of course, come various mostly-unfounded claims about the exact date of Flunk Day. | ||
| + | If this is your first Flunk Day Season, do not fall into one of these common ruts when deciding on your predictions: | ||
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| + | '''- Don't assume that all events on the calenders actually exist.''' | ||
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| + | '''- Don't rely on the forecast. Rain just helps in the making of the mud pit.''' | ||
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| + | '''- Don't believe any of the Upperclassmen. Ever.''' | ||
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| + | '''- Don't believe any of the Faculty. Ever.''' | ||
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| + | '''- No matter what Xavier Romano claims, Flunk Day ''will not'' be on a Friday.''' | ||
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| + | Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for Flunk Day 2009 is Tuesday, April 14th. | ||
Revision as of 16:26, 29 March 2009
Track the (sometimes) elusive Flunk Day throughout Spring term.
Rumors & Scares
Sunday, March 1
In a surprise move, Xavier and the Flunk Day Committee may surprise campus with the earliest Flunk Day ever, coming even before Winter Term finals ... Ugh. Too soon?
Sunday, March 29
Ah, the Flunk Day Season has arrived! With the season, of course, come various mostly-unfounded claims about the exact date of Flunk Day. If this is your first Flunk Day Season, do not fall into one of these common ruts when deciding on your predictions:
- Don't assume that all events on the calenders actually exist.
- Don't rely on the forecast. Rain just helps in the making of the mud pit.
- Don't believe any of the Upperclassmen. Ever.
- Don't believe any of the Faculty. Ever.
- No matter what Xavier Romano claims, Flunk Day will not be on a Friday.
Considering the semi-promising weather we have been having, and after a cursory look at a few schedules, my official prediction for Flunk Day 2009 is Tuesday, April 14th.
