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Simonds 2 is a suite of 4 double dorm rooms in [[the Quads]] located in the building commonly known as [[Fourname]]. It is usually incorrectly pronounced/spelled by ignorant folk "simm-onds." The correct pronunciation is known by those who can read and see that it is "s-EYE-monds," as in Simons with a bit of a "d" added in. [[Campus Safely]], [[Campus Life]], and the [[Office of Advancement]] confirm the proper pronunciation of the name. The decor of Simonds 2 is unmatched by any other residence thanks to the German political posters hung by resident [[Brian Camozzi]] and an eclectic menagerie of furniture including a small bar. The sheer quantity of crap in the common area is equally impressive.
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[[Image:simonds-panorama.JPG|thumb|500px|right|Inside the common area of Simonds 2. Photo by Charlie Brown]]
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Simonds 2 is a suite of 4 double dorm rooms in [[the Quads]] located in the building commonly known as [[Four-Name]]. It is usually incorrectly pronounced/spelled by ignorant folk "simm-onds." The correct pronunciation is known by those who can read and see that it is "s-EYE-monds," as in Simons with a bit of a "d" added in. [[Campus Safety]], [[Campus Life]], and the [[Office of Advancement]] confirm the proper pronunciation of the name. The decor of Simonds 2 is unmatched by any other residence thanks to the German political posters hung by resident [[Brian Camozzi]] and an eclectic menagerie of furniture including a small bar. The sheer quantity of crap in the common area is equally impressive.
  
 
==2006-2007 Residents==
 
==2006-2007 Residents==
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==Notable Quotes==
 
==Notable Quotes==
* "Hey [[Geoff Brown|Geoff]], your crotch was a bit to close to my anus there." - [[Alan Yi]]
 
* "Yeah, you kinda sucked on me [[Geoff Brown|Geoff]]..." - [[Matt Lawton|Matt]]
 
 
* "Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam" - [[Matt Lawton]]
 
* "Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam" - [[Matt Lawton]]
 
[[Category: Housing]]
 
[[Category: Housing]]
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[[Category: Suites]]

Latest revision as of 18:57, 7 April 2010

Inside the common area of Simonds 2. Photo by Charlie Brown

Simonds 2 is a suite of 4 double dorm rooms in the Quads located in the building commonly known as Four-Name. It is usually incorrectly pronounced/spelled by ignorant folk "simm-onds." The correct pronunciation is known by those who can read and see that it is "s-EYE-monds," as in Simons with a bit of a "d" added in. Campus Safety, Campus Life, and the Office of Advancement confirm the proper pronunciation of the name. The decor of Simonds 2 is unmatched by any other residence thanks to the German political posters hung by resident Brian Camozzi and an eclectic menagerie of furniture including a small bar. The sheer quantity of crap in the common area is equally impressive.

2006-2007 Residents[edit]

Though there is some intrinsic awesomeness of the building itself, it is truly those who inhabit it that make it what it is. That said, the 2006-2007 Simonds/Drew 2 is empirically the best ever, and physicists have confirmed that it is likely to remain the best ever.

Notable Quotes[edit]