Simonds 2

Simonds 2 is a suite of 4 double dorm rooms in the Quads located in the building commonly known as Fourname. It is usually incorrectly pronounced/spelled by ignorant folk "simm-onds." The correct pronunciation is known by those who can read and see that it is "s-EYE-monds," as in Simons with a bit of a "d" added in. Campus Safely, Campus Life, and the Office of Advancement confirm the proper pronunciation of the name. The decor of Simonds 2 is unmatched by any other residence thanks to the German political posters hung by resident Brian Camozzi and an eclectic menagerie of furniture including a small bar. The sheer quantity of crap in the common area is equally impressive.

2006-2007 Residents

Though there is some intrinsic awesomeness of the building itself, it is truly those who inhabit it that make it what it is. That said, the 2006-2007 Simonds/Drew 2 is empirically the best ever, and physicists have confirmed that it is likely to remain the best ever.

• Andy Fitz
• Charlie Brown
• Alan Yi
• Geoff Brown
• Matt Lawton (ex-officio)
• Donald Rogers (Fall term)
• Brian Camozzi
• Josh Roberts
• Jim Schwab
• Adam McDowell

Notable Quotes

• "Hey Geoff, your crotch was a bit to close to my anus there." - Alan Yi
• "Yeah, you kinda sucked on me Geoff..." - Matt