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| − | Yuppies, or young urban professionals, spawn from the [[Wrigleyville]] region of [[Chicago]]. The males can be identified by their [[popped collar]]s, [[Northface]] jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen [[barhopping]] in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that | + | Yuppies, or young urban professionals, spawn from the [[Wrigleyville]] region of [[Chicago]]. The males can be identified by their [[popped collar]]s, [[Northface]] jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen [[barhopping]] in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that they are not cold and that their feet don't hurt. Yuppies should be shot on sight. This may not be legal in states where euthanasia has not passed into law, but Good Samaritan laws usually favor the defendant. |
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| + | ==See also:== | ||
| + | *[[hipsters]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Stereotypes]] | ||
Revision as of 15:15, 15 May 2007
Yuppies, or young urban professionals, spawn from the Wrigleyville region of Chicago. The males can be identified by their popped collars, Northface jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen barhopping in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that they are not cold and that their feet don't hurt. Yuppies should be shot on sight. This may not be legal in states where euthanasia has not passed into law, but Good Samaritan laws usually favor the defendant.
