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== Zombie Contingency Plan == | == Zombie Contingency Plan == | ||
| − | You should probably have one. | + | You should probably have one. A good default: The studio of [[WVKC]], on the fourth floor of [[GDH]]. The studio is one of the highest elevations on campus (as ''[[Night of the Living Dead]]'' taught us, basements are bad business) and is equipped with multiple locking doors and lots of heavy machinery. If all else fails, you can play LPs by [[Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass] until the zombies get annoyed and go away. Beware, though: the lounge can only hold so many people. |
== Preferred Weapons == | == Preferred Weapons == | ||
Remember, a very good melee weapon is more important than a more powerful, but limited weapon (gun, chainsaw). Remember that your goal is to separate the brain from the body. | Remember, a very good melee weapon is more important than a more powerful, but limited weapon (gun, chainsaw). Remember that your goal is to separate the brain from the body. | ||
Revision as of 15:20, 21 May 2007
Zombies RULE! Oh, and eat flesh.
Zombie Contingency Plan
You should probably have one. A good default: The studio of WVKC, on the fourth floor of GDH. The studio is one of the highest elevations on campus (as Night of the Living Dead taught us, basements are bad business) and is equipped with multiple locking doors and lots of heavy machinery. If all else fails, you can play LPs by [[Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass] until the zombies get annoyed and go away. Beware, though: the lounge can only hold so many people.
Preferred Weapons
Remember, a very good melee weapon is more important than a more powerful, but limited weapon (gun, chainsaw). Remember that your goal is to separate the brain from the body.
