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<b>Sex</b> is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent. | <b>Sex</b> is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent. | ||
| − | Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with | + | Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]] |
If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with. | If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with. | ||
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| − | Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the ghosts of Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, and countless emancipated slaves. | + | *Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the ghosts of Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, and countless emancipated slaves. |
Revision as of 18:13, 23 May 2007
Sex is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent.
Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
If you are gay, lesbian or bisexual or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt
(do it in these places before you graduate!)
1. The Pool
2. The Bowl
3. The Red Room
4. The Caf
5. Radio Station
6. Mailroom
7. Jail Cells
8. Harbach Stage
9. Alumni Hall
10. Heather Hoffman's Lab
11. The Organ Loft
12. Gizmo Patio
13. Center for Intercultural Life
14. Security Golf Cart
15. Aux gym
16. Old Main classrooms, at night
and - for bonus points -
17. The Lincoln Chair*
- Note: Fucking in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the ghosts of Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, and countless emancipated slaves.
