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Beverages are liquids marketed and consumed by humans.  Some beverages are flammable.  If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get [[drunk]].  If you drink flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get [[alcohol poisoning]].
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Beverages are liquids marketed to and consumed by humans.
  
Some beverages are not flammable.  Examples of this include water, [[Vitamin Water]], tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water.  The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the [[Soda vs. Pop debate]], which started at the dawn of time.
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== Alcoholic beverages ==
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''Main article:[[Alcoholic beverages]]''.
  
On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machinesOff-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].
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Also known as hard drinksAn alcoholic beverage contains one or more types of alcohol, and may or may not contain other, non alcoholic ingredients knowns as [[mixers]].
  
Keystone Light is Knox's most popular beer. Both Keystone Light and it's slightly more potent cousin, Keystone Ice, taste like piss.
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Some alcoholic beverages are flammable. If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get [[drunk]].  If you drink more flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get [[alcohol poisoning]].
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==Non-alcoholic beverages==
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Also known as soft drinks.
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Examples of this include water, juice, [[Vitamin Water]], tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water.  The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the [[Soda vs. Pop debate]], which started at the dawn of time.
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On campus, you can buy non-alcoholic beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[The Out Post]], and [[Grab-n-Go]], as well as in vending machines.  Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the [[Quick-Stop]], [[Quickie]], [[BP]], and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at [[Hyvee]].
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[[Category: Drinking]]

Latest revision as of 18:42, 20 February 2024

Beverages are liquids marketed to and consumed by humans.

Alcoholic beverages[edit]

Main article:Alcoholic beverages.

Also known as hard drinks. An alcoholic beverage contains one or more types of alcohol, and may or may not contain other, non alcoholic ingredients knowns as mixers.

Some alcoholic beverages are flammable. If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get drunk. If you drink more flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get alcohol poisoning.

Non-alcoholic beverages[edit]

Also known as soft drinks.

Examples of this include water, juice, Vitamin Water, tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water. The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the Soda vs. Pop debate, which started at the dawn of time.

On campus, you can buy non-alcoholic beverages at the Gizmo, The Out Post, and Grab-n-Go, as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.") and at Hyvee.