Maryland

Maryland is the state on the East Coast of the continental U.S. that looks like an upside down foot with bad nails. The only famous people to ever come from there since the late 19th century are Frank Zappa Spiro Agnew and John Waters. Contrary to popular belief, Maryland is not a city in Washington, D.C., although it is its safety blanket. Much as people who live in Chicago suburbs claim to be from the city itself, Marylanders claim to be from Washington, D.C.

The state flower is the black-eyed Susan. The Orioles are terrible, and no one has cared about them since Cal Ripken left. Maryland, like the rest of the east coast is a suburb of Mega-opolis/the east coast, the capital of which is New York City. Most people in Maryland are disgustingly rich and believe that the Midwest is the taint of America (they all think California is amazing however because other rich people live there, although they have never been and don't realize that it is populated by Latinos. They also think that since they live in Maryland, which is technically Mega-opolis, that Maryland must be awesome too because they live there (They are very conceited)).

However, Some Marylanders watch The Colbert Report and want to get away from the pretentiousness of the east coast small liberal arts college. These people apply to Knox. Although thought to be a myth, there have been reports of multiple persons from Maryland applying to Knox, and people in Maryland have actually been getting the idea that Knox is a good school.