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Yuppies, or young urban professionals, spawn from the [[Wrigleyville]] region of [[Chicago]]. The males can be identified by their [[popped collar]]s, [[Northface]] jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen [[barhopping]] in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that she's not cold and that her feet don't hurt. Yuppies should be shot on sight. This may not be legal in states where euthanasia has not passed into law, but Good Samaritan laws usually favor the defendant.
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Yuppies, or young urban professionals, are a nationwide trend.  
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The males can be identified by their [[popped collar]]s, [[Northface]] jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen [[barhopping]] in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that they are not cold and that their feet don't hurt.  
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Some Knox [[students]] will grow up to be Yuppies, although most will be unable to make enough money to reach yuppie status with their degrees in [[Creative Writing]].  
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==See also:==
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*[[Hipsters]]
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*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%28Lincoln+Park%29+Trixie Trixies]
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[[Category:Stereotypes]]

Latest revision as of 16:27, 19 May 2007

Yuppies, or young urban professionals, are a nationwide trend.

The males can be identified by their popped collars, Northface jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen barhopping in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that they are not cold and that their feet don't hurt.

Some Knox students will grow up to be Yuppies, although most will be unable to make enough money to reach yuppie status with their degrees in Creative Writing.

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