Flunk Day 2025

The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.

B B B B BBBBB BBOOOOGIE BY THE BAY! BOOGIE BY THE BAY!!

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March 26, 2025 (Wed)

I see you shiver, with antici

April 8, 2025 (Tue)

Deb Southern's highly anticipated Flunk Countdown email was sent out today, whereas last year it was sent April 22nd - does this mean we'll have an April Flunk? Either way, FLUNK SEASON HAS BEGUN!!!!!

April 15, 2025 (Tue)

Yikyak scares! Yikyak scares!

April 17, 2025 (Thu)

Maundy Thursday.

April 18, 2025 (Fri)

Nah. Good Friday

April 21, 2025 (Mon)

I doubt they're dumb enough to do a post-420 bash. Too many genuine health concerns 😭

Rip the pope tho

April 28, 2025 (Mon)

A likely candidate if we're sticking with the Monday Flunks....

It better not be this day. Please god no...

First Day of pre-enrollment

Stellyes study abroad mandatory meeting thingy

Nothing found flunk hunting night previous

'Twas the night before Flunk Day When good children lay awaiting the bedlam of pots and pans, from friars who sing of the good tidings they bring: News of booze Stories of glory A broadcast! At long last! The day has arrived and the students have survived a full year of college. Thus, UB has acknowledged that this is cause for celebration, for excessive laughter and jubilation. So, go ahead, go wild! Run around like a child! Make friends with strangers, keep one another out of danger. Relax and tan on the lawn, or party 'til the new dawn. And maybe get just a little drunk because today, my friends, is a day to flunk!

^flunk outta here with this nonsense

April 29, 2025 (Tue)

Honestly y'all if it's week 6 I'm thinking it might be Tuesday. Friar emails have been sent out, the caf windows are painted, it's before rootabega and BB&B, it's perfect.

After it not being monday this has to make the most sense

They mowed the grass on 4/28! Surely that means flunk is tomorrow, right?

I had a prophetic dream on the morning of 4/28. The ghost of the SMC whale was there taking an absolute blinker of a hit from a 20 foot bong when suddenly Lincoln came to me - clad in the bottom half of the blaze mascot costume - and whispered "Get ready, Flunk is tomorrow..." we all know Lincoln doesn't mess around about Flunk.

If they're trying to break the tradition of a week 8 flunk (please god please) this day is the best bet!

Keep an eye out for those semis!!!

A metric fuck ton of nice recyclable cups came into the mailroom for the advancement office. Is Flunk Day on the horizon???

April 30, 2025 (Wed)

Flunk Day 2019

Blessings Blues and Brews is today, no flunk probably.

May 1, 2025 (Thu)

Possible flunk moment! No crazy big events today other than a game, but there have been fake ones in the past... get your flunk pops prepped!

yes, possible, but the next day is venture boldly, aka lots of alumni and they probably want campus to look nice. Also some poetry award happening?

a prof that has a decently high position in certain departments said that a thursday flunk is nearly impossible historically.

May 2, 2025 (Fri)

Venture Boldly event on campus, so this one is out. -you're most likely right but imagine if they fell on the same day, that would be an absolutely wild day. -craig southern sent an email to dss people saying to turn in a form requesting early lunch for flunk by this day, so flunk can't be before this

May 4, 2025 (Sun)

Flunk Day 2017

May 5, 2025 (Mon)

Won't be here, Cinco de Mayo is a cultural holiday and I doubt they're dumb enough to fuck with it.

Okay but a Cinco de Mayo Flunk would be a ragerrrrrr

Rootabaga week starts TOMORROW!!! not today. ergo...

It's Cinco de Mayo flunk. It happened in 1986, it can happen again. From my understanding it's not that important of a cultural holiday to actual Mexican people... I could be wrong though. All signs point to the fifth. open your heart and believe in cinco de flunko

^ as a hispanic student, I can assure you Cinco de Mayo is def not an important holiday for mexicans (it's more of an excuse for white people to get drunk and eat tacos)

^^ any time we can celebrate the loss by a colonial power (France, here), it's a great day!!

Apparently t-shirts are in. It's looking like a May 5th flunk is likely!

May 6, 2025 (Tue)

Flunk Day 2024

Rootabaga means no flunk ^ it's high school event... nothing on campus/knox affiliated. the girls are saying it's a may 6 flunk.

I quote the knox college discord(knoxcord): "Brandy(a german teacher) thinks it'll be Tuesday and Brandy is never wrong"

May 7, 2025 (Wed)

Please god let it be a Wednesday flunk this year

Rootabaga means no flunk

ENVS wants flunk today!!

May 8, 2025 (Thu)

Flunk Day 2023

May 9, 2025 (Fri)

Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(

Flunk Day 2022

Last Day of Pre Enrollment

May 10, 2025 (Sat)

Flunk Day 2016

May 12, 2025 (Mon)

Given it's been Monday of week 8 for the last three years, I'd say this is a pretty solid bet.

History department review is this day

History department review wont stop it there was a classic review last flunk day.

there's nothing on the calendar basically this entire week. So if it's not cinco de flunko (which it is) it's some point this week. EXCEPT... housing selection is all this week. 12/13th, then 15/16th. (first days are 7/8th, which is rootabega) Does housing for a group normally span two days, or is this a flunk contingency so people won't end up loose on the street because they were flunking when they should have been selecting housing? or does this just mean it's definitely this wednesday?

May 13, 2025 (Tue)

It's Monday week 8 for so long, why not try Tuesday week 8? Completely different vibes but also, If it can't be week 7 because of rootabaga I'd say 13th is an easy bet.

May 14, 2025 (Wed)

Okay, so lets say it's not the previous Tuesday. In that case it HAS to be this Wednesday, the universe is whispering to me that its so. They can't disrespect the three year long week 8(ish) tradition, can they?

no housing selection today and the only sport on the calendar is an invitational track meet. Will they not schedule flunk day for this day on the off chance people qualify? I'm really not sure.

This late means frustrated students (and faculty!!!).

May 15, 2025 (Thu)

^^^which is why it HAS to be Thursday of week 8, "prof that has a decently high position" be damned.

May 17, 2025 (Sat)

Flunk Day 2021

May 18, 2025 (Sun)

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

May 19, 2025 (Mon)

If it's week 9 I cry

May 29, 2025 (Wed)

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