Flunk Day 2024

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The hype, the hope, and the hurt, the facts and the phallices; when will you grab your 6 foot bong? When should you buy your PBR? Have you seen Andy McGadney without a bowtie? Tell us about the unicorn that galloped through the quad. Pick your matching mask and outfit, fill your bottles with rum, grab a shovel and dig dig d i g

Join us. Hear the friars. Join us with pots and pans and heart and hype.

Join us.

Flunk Day(ta) - past 20 flunks in numbers! (access via your Knox account)

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March 27, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

March 28, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

March 29, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

April 1, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

April fools its flunk day

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April 2, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

UB Theme Reveal Party

April 3, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

April 4, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

April 5, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

April 8, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

April 9, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

This is the last day of Ramadan, it'll happen only after this.

April 10, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

April 11, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

April 12, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

April 15, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

April 16, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

April 17, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

April 18, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

April 19, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

admin is terrified of 4/20 Flunk...

ooof a double whammy 4/20 3 day bender. Literally admin's absolute nightmare, folks.

April 22, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

A flunk planner was overheard telling a friend on Friday they were getting a 3 day weekend. Could be bunk though.

Admin purportedly was overheard saying flunk was this week.

If it's today I will be so upset, the weather is so not it.

Flunk Day Countdown email should come out this week based on the last three years, pretty unlikely that it'll happen before then.

April 23, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

April 24, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

This day! Baseball and Softball games are not actually happening on this day according to Illinois College's athletics website, check you email at 7AM :)

Nothing else is going on...

April 25, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

Mental Health fair, but low key flunk day will fix my mental health

Jake accidentally said at the RA meeting it will be an April flunk this year. Freudian slip or a diversion?

April 26, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

April 29, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

Jake accidentally said at the RA meeting it will be an April flunk this year. Freudian slip or a diversion?

April 30, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

Flunk Day 2019

Jake accidentally said at the RA meeting it will be an April flunk this year. Freudian slip or a diversion?

May 1, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

Blessings, Blues and Brews is today, I don't think it'll conflict

May 2, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

Sixth graders are going to be on campus for some event so it won't be this day

May 3, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

May 4, 2024 (Sat)[edit]

Flunk Day 2017


May 6, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

This Day! Nothing going on event wise on the calendar, its warmer than April, after midterms.

Flunk day planner heard saying someone should be back on campus this day if they don't want to miss flunk.

heard that campus life was shocked when the planners put in the date for this year. another consecutive monday flunk?????


cornucopia employee telling me it's monday

We shall never know a time where the flunk wasn’t on Monday

May 7, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

It's for sure this week!

I'm betting that it's today. I feel it in my bones.

May 8, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

Flunk Day 2023 You can go ahead and mark your calendars and free up your schedule because May 8th is 100% flunk day and you can quote me on that!!

May 9, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

Jonathan Powers always said Flunk Day would be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers was always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9. May he rest in peace :(

Flunk Day 2022

May 10, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

Flunk Day 2016

May 13, 2024 (Mon)[edit]


I unforch think it will be this day, which would kinda suck because dear god please stop having it on mondays

May 14, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

May 15, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

May 16, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

YeeHaw it's Flunk Day time to ride the Mechanical Bull and drink Moonshine

May 17, 2024 (Fri)[edit]

Flunk Day 2021 HORIZONS day, so it's highly unlikely. ----- It's also a Friday and, as we all know, flunk is never on a Friday

May 18, 2024 (Sat)[edit]

The beginning of Flunk Week 2020

May 20, 2024 (Mon)[edit]

May 21, 2024 (Tue)[edit]

May 22, 2024 (Wed)[edit]

Flunk prediction locked

May 23, 2024 (Thu)[edit]

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