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Our time of absence - Spring Break - hath hastily departed this world. Verily, spring term is upon us, and as it begins, so doth the Flunk. Clutch tightly to the warm embrace of the WikiFire lest thee be caught by that most pernicious evil - the scare. | Our time of absence - Spring Break - hath hastily departed this world. Verily, spring term is upon us, and as it begins, so doth the Flunk. Clutch tightly to the warm embrace of the WikiFire lest thee be caught by that most pernicious evil - the scare. | ||
| − | --->Thank you, oh great creative writing majors at Knox ---> I'm a CS major | + | --->Thank you, oh great creative writing majors at Knox ---> I'm a CS major |
== March 27== | == March 27== | ||
Revision as of 07:54, 27 March 2014
The theme of Flunk Day 2014 will be "80's". That's not true. ---> OhEmGee, that's SO true.
Contents
January 6
It is rumored that the five feet of snow on the ground is the work of the Flunk Day planners, but Xavier Romano and Roger Taylor have not yet been spotted with their 5-foot bongs, so no correlation is likely. CORRELATION IS ALWAYS LIKELY
11:24 AM FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED. Classes, administrative functions, and public events have all been cancelled on the website. THIS COULD BE HUGE? HAPPY FLUNK!
January 7
11:45pm Theresa Amott and Rodger Taylor seen ripping their homemade snowbong outside the Quickie.
12:17am Tony Gant spreading rumors that the heating is still down on campus. . .Coldpocolypse Part II?
February 16
11:20 pm The Founders of the committee Students For Flunk Day Truth reunite, in secret, in the steam pipe tunnels beneath the heart of campus for precisely 5 minutes and 55 seconds.
Sigma Nu held their chapter meeting an hour early today. FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW XD XD XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9
Soon, my pretties, soon. The day of flunk shall be upon us. As the snow melts and the campus takes its much needed Spring Parting, the flunk gods are busy preparing for the festivus.
March 26
Our time of absence - Spring Break - hath hastily departed this world. Verily, spring term is upon us, and as it begins, so doth the Flunk. Clutch tightly to the warm embrace of the WikiFire lest thee be caught by that most pernicious evil - the scare.
--->Thank you, oh great creative writing majors at Knox ---> I'm a CS major
March 27
AFTER THE FIRST SENIOR MEETING? SENIORS ALREADY DRUNK. PROBS FLUNK DAY
April 31
03/25 9:25 PM Knox student Will Shen, posts on Facebook that he, "heard the Flunk Day is on April 31st! Cheers!" <-------CONFIRMED, IT'S ON FACEBOOK
CINCO DE FLUNKO
Rumor has it that the Neuro Rats have already begun wearing sombreros in anticipation
May 9
Because JPow says so.
