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Likes: [[financial impregnability]], eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair) | Likes: [[financial impregnability]], eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair) | ||
| − | Dislikes: [[hippy|hippies]], puppies, mud pits, [[alcohol|joy]], [[Flunk_Day|the laughter of children]], sunlight, [[sex|fucking]], and [[Bands that have played at Knox|loud music]] | + | Dislikes: [[hippy|hippies]], puppies, mud pits, [[alcohol|joy]], [[Flunk_Day|the laughter of children]], sunlight, [[sex|fucking]], and [[Bands that have played at Knox|loud music]]. |
Notable accomplices: [[Campus Safety]], [[Student Senate]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Brezhnev Leonid Brezhnev] | Notable accomplices: [[Campus Safety]], [[Student Senate]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Brezhnev Leonid Brezhnev] | ||
Revision as of 20:15, 20 May 2007
"The Man". Must be fought at all costs.
The administration is a group of dark wizards who rule from atop the ivory tower (aka Old Main) with an iron fist.
Likes: financial impregnability, eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair)
Dislikes: hippies, puppies, mud pits, joy, the laughter of children, sunlight, fucking, and loud music.
Notable accomplices: Campus Safety, Student Senate, Leonid Brezhnev
