Alcoholic beverages

Here are some nice alcoholic drinks. If you were looking for something without alcohol, try beverages.

Please be careful not to have too many, or you'll get alcohol poisoning.

Beer

See main article at beer.

Uncle Grandpa

See main article at Uncle Grandpa.

1/3 lemonade, 1/3 ginger ale, 1/3 whiskey, preferably the cheapest you can find

Dirty Grandma

1/2 Sweet Vermouth, 1/2 Dry Vermouth, dash of Bitters. The Dirty Grandma was first poured in the fall of 2000 for a student who claimed that he would only drink alcohol from glass bottles. While the Dirty Grandma can be served over ice as a sipping drink, it is recommended only as a shot.

Gin in Wine

Add gin to white wine.

Gin and juice

Add gin to juice. Apple or Cranberry is good.

Vanilla Vodka and Cranberry

I know it sounds gross, but it's not.

The Hemingway

Named after Ernest Hemingway. Take 1 bottle of cheap Scotch, saturate with salt until it will no longer dissolve, add 4 strips of bacon. Seal, and allow to sit for 4 months. Drink.

The Hemingway, to common knowledge, has yet to be attempted at Knox College. Its consumption may be considered one of the apexes of manliness.