Gay

Gay is when a boy likes another boy.

When a girl likes another girl it's called lesbian. Girls or boys who like both girls and boys are bisexual. Boys who like just girls or girls who like just boys are straight. Fuck, this shit is confusing.

Controversy

Some people think this is silly and that we don't exist in these set modes. Kinsey thought that there was a scale.

Fred Phelps thinks that God hates homosexuals. Jerry Falwell wasn't a big homophile either.

Knox

Estimates as to the number of "gay" Knox prairie fires have been dubious at best especially given the proliferation of heteroflexible men in recent years. Conservative estimates put the figure at fifteen, more flagrantly liberal guessers suggest anywhere from 5-9% of the campus population. There are several students at Knox who will sleep with you if you are gay. Graham Troyer-Joy is one of them. But he will not sleep with you at all because he already has a boyfriend.

Knox also has some gay faculty and staff.