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[[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]] | [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.]] | ||
| − | '''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989) | + | '''Alexander Laverne Robertson''' (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student [[Knox]] before the horrible accident that took him all from us |
| − | + | Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGIoRUlzE2Q] Homevideo of Alex's Youth</ref>. | |
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==Personal Life== | ==Personal Life== | ||
| + | Has no personal life | ||
===Vegetarianism=== | ===Vegetarianism=== | ||
| − | Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, | + | Alex is a [[vegetarian]]. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically. |
===Music=== | ===Music=== | ||
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===Academic Interests=== | ===Academic Interests=== | ||
| − | Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. | + | Alex plans to major in [[Creative Writing]] but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major |
===Ethnicity=== | ===Ethnicity=== | ||
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[[Category:Students]] | [[Category:Students]] | ||
[[Category:Class of 2011]] | [[Category:Class of 2011]] | ||
Revision as of 11:28, 15 August 2010
Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear. The Alex Robertson pictured here is of the wild, western Illinois variety. These particular Alex Robertsons come in every shade of red, and blush pretty much all of the time.
Alexander Laverne Robertson (born May 18, 1989- died May 18, 2010) was a student Knox before the horrible accident that took him all from us
Little is known about the childhood and adolescence of Alex Robertson, but sources claim that he was raised by a russian circus clown, who physically and mentally abused him over and over, showing where his love clown porn comes from[1].
Personal Life
Has no personal life
Vegetarianism
Alex is a vegetarian. Also known as the people who are unfit for survival and evolution. It is unclear what level of vegetarian he is, it is sure that it is silly, and hurting him physically.
Music
Alex plays the electric violin, which makes John Lane happy.
Academic Interests
Alex plans to major in Creative Writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. Since it is a joke major
Ethnicity
Alex is mutt
