Original SASS Seven

THE ORIGINAL SASS SEVEN was a group of young pioneers who thought that women came first. Headed by the spirited and dark-haired Audrey Todd, they embarked into Beta one night and made history. As the coalition grew stronger, fewer and fewer rose to question their authority on the matter of white male privilege. Kelly Shaw was consulted.

The Original Sass Seven-- aka TOSASSSÉ--is also famous for filling the void left behind when the L.I.C left her gaycious Knox home. This is an interesting twist given that none of the Original Sass Seven has been or ever will be gay.

The tribe consists of:

1. Allie Fry
2. Audrey Todd
3. Hadley Gephart
4. Jess Renard
5. Joy Westerman
6. Kathleen Gullion*
7. Rachel Kuehnle