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[[Image:Zac.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|Zac should probably not put so many pictures of himself on Facebook. I could make a joke about his mom being a "Ho Ho Ho" but that's not very funny and I'm classy. So I won't.]]
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[[Image:Zac.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|Zac should probably not put so many pictures of himself on Facebook.]]
  
Zac Skinner is a Sophomore or something and might graduate in [[2008]]. Who knows, I've been drinking.
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Zac Skinner is a [[sophomore]] or something and might graduate in [[2007-08]].
  
 
== Personal Information ==
 
== Personal Information ==
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== Academics ==
 
== Academics ==
Zac is a Creative Writing major. This major actually ranks below Studio Art majors and AnSo majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.
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Zac is a [[Creative Writing]] major. This major actually ranks below [[Studio Art]] majors and [[AnSo]] majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.
  
 
== Marital Status ==
 
== Marital Status ==
Zac Skinner has been dating [[Sarah Williams]] as long as I can remember. Which isn't very long due to the chronic alcohol abuse, but whatever.
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Zac Skinner has been dating [[Sarah Williams]].
  
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==See Also==
 
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*[[Andy Prendergast]]
''See Also: [[Andy Prendergast]] | [[Leanne Lilly]] | [[Christy Dechaine]] | [[Sarah Williams]] | [[Water Polo]]''
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*[[Leanne Lilly]]
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*[[Christy Dechaine]]
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*[[Sarah Williams]]
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*[[Water Polo]]
  
 
[[Category:Students]]
 
[[Category:Students]]

Revision as of 09:56, 17 July 2007

Zac should probably not put so many pictures of himself on Facebook.

Zac Skinner is a sophomore or something and might graduate in 2007-08.

Personal Information

Zac makes prison wine under his bed. In 2 gallon plastic milk jugs. From frozen grape juice concentrate. I'm not kidding. It's a minor miracle that he hasn't caused a dysentery outbreak.

Hobbies

Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that Andy Prendergast has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds.

Academics

Zac is a Creative Writing major. This major actually ranks below Studio Art majors and AnSo majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.

Marital Status

Zac Skinner has been dating Sarah Williams.

See Also