John Lane

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John Lane '10 is from Smithfield, Illinois, which is just far enough from Knox to keep his mother from dropping by without warning.

Fast Facts

  • John Lane is a member of the Knox College Choir.
  • John Lane has too many fucking instruments. He also buys new ones all the time, and never has any money because of this. Once he bought a guitar and made Jon Wagner pay for it.
  • John is living at Green Oaks for the spring 2008 Green Oaks term.
  • John is the past roommate of Andrew Hansen and Pier Debes.
  • John is the current roommate of Quinn Palar, Andrew Rairdon, and Fayne Lawson at green oaks. Their room is known by some as the Man-Cave. It smells in there.
  • John has one brother who, at age 13, is a bitchier, smarter, and better read than John. He is fond of reminding john that of the two he has slightly more musical talent.
  • John is a Sigma Chi, hell yeah!
  • John plays various kinds of music on the Violin, notably Texas-Style fiddling and Swing.
  • John did a sloppy job of stealing this format from Sarah Colangelo.
  • John enjoys doing favors for people.
  • John used to have extravagantly long hair.