Pizza vagina

Pizza vagina is handmade by god at Alfano's out of bread and cheese. But don't actually call it that when you order or they will get mad. Refer to it as a "stuffed breadstick".

Among friends, it can be fun to call it "p-vag" (pronounced pee-vadge) or just vagina.

According to Alumni, they were once referred to as "Abortions" because "they look like one big mess".

Phone numbers

If you call on the second number and want to use a credit card, they'll make you hang up and call back on the first number. Their credit card machine is hooked up to the second line and it has to be open to run the number through.

• 309 343 8718
• 309 341 0288