Zac Skinner

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Zac should probably not put so many pictures of himself on Facebook.

Zac Skinner is a sophomore or something and might graduate in 2007-08.

Personal Information

Zac makes prison wine under his bed. In 2 gallon plastic milk jugs. From frozen grape juice concentrate. I'm not kidding. It's a minor miracle that he hasn't caused a dysentery outbreak.

Hobbies

Zac fences a lot. His fencing causes him to miss a lot of Water Polo practice which is way more important. Now that Andy Prendergast has graduated, Zac plays hole for Knox Water Polo, which is a lot less erotic than it sounds.

Academics

Zac is a Creative Writing major. This major actually ranks below Studio Art majors and AnSo majors in terms of utility to society; if you can believe that. Advanced computer models have projected that his salary in five years can only be expressed in negative dollars.

Marital Status

Zac Skinner has been dating Sarah Williams.

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