The Oak Room

Some people think that the Oak Room tastes better than the Hard Knox Cafe. It has oak paneling and Carlyne.

You can use meal swipes in there, and you can take food out of it either in a styrofoam container or into the Hard Knox Cafe (handy if you're tabling). Students who don't want to use non-reusable styrofoam can bring in their own tupperware or whatever.

The Oak Room only serves students on weekdays during lunch and dinner (except on Friday night). During weekends, it is commonly rented out or used for various occasions. In the spring, they host proms and weddings here. Which is funny for Knox Students that associate the room with various varieties of fries and grilled sandwiches. In the mornings it is used for the Breakfast Grab-N-Go.

Lunch

Lunch in the Oak Room can be great, because it is a good quiet place to enjoy a meal. If you want catch a quick meal by yourself in between classes, this is a nice place to go. And (arguably) much more enjoyable than using and throwing away the troublesome styrofoam to-go boxes!

Bistro Burger Bar

The greatest food Knox serves. You are allowed three burgers, but not four. God help you if you try to order four. A bistro burger could also incapacitate you for a few hours. Whether this is good or bad is arguable.

Grilled Bacon Swiss and Chicken

Can be delicious, but buttery grilled and heavy in your stomach.

Gyro Bar

Quite delicious.

Wrap Bar

One of the main options for your wrap is crab. Don't mix wiith humus. The end result blows.

Falafel

A really solid oak room meal. Falafel, pitas, and pickles!

Dinner

Breakfast for Dinner

Thursday night. They usually serve french toast sticks, potato triangles, sausage, faux-sausage, and scrambled eggs. The potato triangles are good, but only if your friends dont eat the crispy, greasy, yummy corners when you're not looking. There's waffle bar too, which, granted, is often offered in the caf, but everything is more glamourous when eaten here.

Buffalo Chicken Chunks Night

This is the cajun night. Gumbo is served. There aren't many spicy options at Knox other than cajun night. Buffalo chicken chunks are delicious with ranch.

Kinda Asian Night

Also known as Fazian Night, short for "Fake Asian."

Some people think that this is by far the worst night. They are wrong. The chicken is probably the best Knox makes, except for like prospies or maybe visiting foreign dignitaries.

However, most agree that it was more wonderful before the teriyaki sauce and egg roll recipes changed.

Nacho Bar

Nothing quite like nachos to complement your baked potato.

Pasta Night

Kinda like eating a brick, but with your choice of sauces.

Taco Bar

There are many varieties of Mexican food at Knox. But when it boils down to it, they all generally involve a tortilla and a great deal of cheese and taco meat.

Taco Salad

Arguably the best option, provided they're serving quesadillas.